Hold on to your chapeaux, Ladys and Gentlemen! Our very own Simone would like you to attend the following:

SILLY HATS!

Let us face it, in this strange harsh world we live in, people suffer. You can see it on their faces, the silent pleading, the longing, the deep, primal need that sometimes just cannot be fulfilled through their own power... Goddammit, people are hurting out there. The silly hat shortage in this country is a disgraceful testament to the inattention our leaders pay to us in times of need. We can only do our small part, but it is a start.

Please join us this coming Tuesday to share in an intimate gathering of like-minded souls doing the good work of supplying the needy with silly hats. Hit the thrift stores and pick up a cheap sombrero, fez, Chinese cone hat, dunce cap, etc, or make your own foundation out of found materials. Bring bubble wrap, fabric stiffener, glue, duct-tape construction paper, fuzzy stuff, felt, chicken wire, paper-mache, pipe cleaners, crayons, your younger brother, paint, newspaper, lots of decorative doo-dads, and most importantly, silly hat mojo.

(Need some inspiration? Look here for a starting point: http://www.easleys.com/hats/ )

Tuesday, October 16
5:30 until whenever
The Odeon Bar
3223 Mission Street (at Valencia) [YES, they actually meet!]

Transport: Muni #14, 24, 26, 49, 67
BART - 24th Street Station