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2001.11.13
Grasslands - 901 Kearny
Dive Bar Dating Service
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Ok, we might as well get this one out of our systems: The Dive-Bar Dating Service Lost? Lonely? Bitter about past relationships and looking for a place to recover? Don't come to join US then, because we'll only make matters worse! But if you want a place to cry into your Boilermaker among similar misfortunates, then stop by this Tuesday at the Grasslands Cocktail Lounge, a place where "Good Friends and Girls Meet". We have no idea what that's supposed to mean, but it's written up on the awning out front, and girls have been known to go inside. In any event, we will be filling out personal ads at the tables and flirting with each other after the sixth drink takes effect. If we're lucky the drunk Asian guy without the shirt on will be stagger-dancing to the cheesy Japanese pop music, and the drink specials will include the top-secret 'Silk Panties'. Bring along some personal ads for us to dissect and play parlor games with, and bring paper so you can write your own (either real or utter fantasy). The best personal ad will win a free drink, and who knows, you might even get a date out of it. (Just remember the correlation between alcohol and perceived beauty!)
Tuesday, Nov. 13 |