Think you can sleuth a set of clues to determine your drinking buddy's childhood pet's name? Looking for an excuse to wear a heavy trench coat or talk like Sam Spade? Perhaps you simply want to see where Miles Archer snuffed it in the Maltese Falcon. Patch up the soles of your wingtips and head over to Chelsea Place to join the stupidest knock-off of Clue that you can still play while clutching a highball.

The ever-roaming Dive-Bar crew will engage in a new investigation, namely a detective game where everyone provides anonymous tidbits of information about themselves, and then have to match the evidence to the source. In between rounds we'll be slugging down Bacardis and cheap bourbon, just like the real detectives in the movies! As the evening wears on the clues and sleuthing will probably get sloppier, but that just might mean that we're working on too many cases at once.

Dress up in your best detective threads and plan on a night of bad Bogart imitators.

Tuesday, November 27
5:30 to 8 PM
Chelsea Place
641 Bush Street (across from Dashiell Hammett St.) in SF

Muni: 2, 3, 4, 30, 45, 76, Powell-Hyde or Mason cable cars