How many wives did Brigham Young have? Where does God (at least the Mormon version) live? How much alcohol is in a mini-bottle? Do you know the answers to these and other important questions? We live in a world where truth is definitely stranger than fiction. Did you know, for instance, that because we'll be drinking alcohol, we're all going to Spirit Prison?

If you know your Utah trivia, or are willing to fake it, join us this Tuesday for Utah Trivia night. You'll get a set of questions and a set of answers (but to someone else's questions), and your job is to go out on a mission to match them all up. Unlike actual Mormons, however, we'll be slugging down beers and swearing and thinking impure thoughts while in our Quest For Truth. As for the polygamy part... that's outside the scope of this exercise.

The complete rules (to the extent that we actually made some up) can be found here:

http://www.parody.org/mormontrivia

Prizes will be ... well, eternal salvation, of course. And your own planet, if you're male. if you're female, you get to be perpetually pregnant. How's that for fun?

Tuesday, April 2
5:30 til 8 PM (when the band shows up and they start charging cover)
Hotel Utah Saloon
500 Fourth Street (at Bryant) in SF

Muni: 9X - AX - BX, 12, 15, 16AX - BX, 27, 30, 45, 47
Caltrain Station (on Townsend, two blocks away)