It's time that the unsung Dive-Bar group got their own custom T-shirts. Why should the failed dot-coms have all the fun? We can come up with better logos, better slogans, and better excuses for why we're not making any money.

But first, we'll need to do some brainstorming to create clever artwork and even more clever statements for our gear. If you have any aspirations to design a custom T-shirt that you can proudly wear to any job interview or bail hearing, here's your big chance. We'll collect all the submissions and vote online to narrow down the field, and immortalize the best examples at a future T-shirt printing party. But we'll need ideas, so come on down with your favorite artist media to show off your design genius. The printing and ironing will take place some time in May.

"Dive-Bar Happy Hour, where EVERYONE get's to be Bob Ross for a day"

Tuesday, April 16
5:30 to 8:00 (PM, in case you were wondering)
High Tide Cocktail Lounge
600 Geary (at Jones) in SF

Muni: 2, 3, 4, 27, 38