Date: Tuesday, July 9, 5:30 p.m.-closing

Location: the Dovre Club, conveniently located near the St. Luke's Hospital Emergency Room.

What to bring: awls, needles, hole-punches, branding irons, scalpels, Bactine, tourniquets, bolt cutters, acetylene torches, sporks, antibiotics, gauze, Blue Cross/Kaiser cards.

Feel the urge for a few more piercings? Always wanted that cool tribal-coming-of-age scarification look, but grew up in the suburbs? Here's your chance to create your own body modifications, aided by god's own chosen anaesthetic, alcohol!

Please, no trepanning devices; save ?em for the upcoming DIY cranial surgery night.

We will only have enough tetanus vaccine on hand for the first twenty people, so come early!

p.s. If anyone can bring a Sawzall, it would greatly help with the amputations. The hacksaw takes forEVER, especially on femurs.

***Coming soon: Dive-bar Meth Lab Night!