For those of you getting back from a week in the desert; you've taken your three consecutive showers, thrown out the rotten food from the fridge, slogged through a mountain of email, and now it's time for that onerous task - laundry! Unless you're Zippy the Pinhead and enjoy staring into the Speed Queens for a couple of hours, you might at well clean your clothes at a place that also serves drinks. Brainwash ain't a dive, unfortunately, but it is the only laundromat in the city that also sells alcohol. Come join the rest of the us as we spike San Francisco's water bills while washing a couple tons of Nevada into the bay.

(Even if you don't have wash to do, come anyway and we'll tell laundry jokes or some damn thing.)

Tuesday, September 3rd
5:30 until 'last wash'
Brain Wash
1122 Folsom (at Langton) in SF

Muni? Yeah, like you're gonna bring laundry on the bus!
But just in case: bus lines 12, 14, 19, 27, 47