Have you ever wanted to dress like a spy and do intriguing spy stuff like tap into scrambled satellite phone lines or ride around in bullet-proof cars or blow up the evil scientist's headquarters and shit? Well we're not going to do anything that exciting, but we do have a few top-secret activities on tap at our own secret hide-out in the basement of the Buddha Bar in Chinatown. If you want to join us you'll need to know the secret handshake and also bring something buddha-related to bribe the bartender with so you can enter through the secret door etc, etc. It will also help if you dress like Boris or Natasha or even Lancelot Link if you haven't shaved in a while.

To get past the Gates of Desperation you'll need to bring something pertaining to the Buddha (a picture or a little ceramic statue or similar object) and hand it to the bartender while saying, "A jug fills drop by drop". But be discreet about it so the other bar patrons won't know what's going on (that's the 'intrigue' part). And then order a whisky or something (that's the 'drinking' part) and tip well (that's the 'secret handshake') and follow the bartender's directions to our little secret gathering. An agent will then meet you and take it from there...

Tuesday, September 24
5:30 until 9 PM
Buddha Bar
901 Grant Ave (at Washington St.) in SF

Muni lines: 1, 12, 15, 30, 45