Clown-E-Oke (and other stupid activities)

<roll circus music>

Step right up to the Big Top, well, ok, it's not really big, but you can sure fit a lot of clowns inside. Which is what we'll be doing at Annie's, which is apparently sporting a clown-theme this month. There will be grease-paint makeup sessions, lewd balloon animals, nose-honking, a zillion bad clown jokes, and 'Killer Klowns From Outer Space' (we hope) - http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns . But that's not all! Annie's also has a Killer Karaoke Machine, which we'll use to torture any non-clowns in attendance with our high-pitched, nasal renditions of Barry White songs. Hide the chimps - it'll be insane!

Wear your clown suit (if you don't have one rush out and hit the thrift stores in the Mission) and bring all your circus crap, because there's simply nothing more fun than a bunch of alchohol-crazed clowns taking over a bar directly across the street from the main San Francisco Police Headquarters.

Tuesday, October 15
5:30-ish to 10 PM (or later, if you really want to go nuts with the
karaoke machine)
Annie's Cocktail Lounge
15 Boardman Place (at Bryant) in SF

Muni: Lines 10, 12, 19, 27, 47, and the tiny Clown Bus that always has
room for one more...