Where are we gonna meet, and what are we gonna do? I haven't the faintest friggin' idea! Due to a total lack of planning this Tuesday's location will be determined by YOUR vote. Send your suggestions to the dive-bar list, lobby for an activity, and vote, Vote, VOTE! Use the Yahoo polls if necessary. Stuff the ballots! Pay off others to endorse your favorite bar! Run sleazy smear campaigns against competitors! Submit complex and needlessly verbose ballot initiatives for the shear sake of wasting everyone else's time while you get your name in print! And in the end, we'll probably go to some bar that didn't even get nominated because this whole thing is rigged anyway.

So get out and vote! It's your patriotic duty, and it's more rewarding than sitting around reading Google news all day.

Tuesday, November 5
Polls open at 7 AM
Your Favorite Bar
Anytown, USA

Public transportation? Why of course!