It's time to revisit our inner children (between beers) and take on some simple arts-n-crafts. Since Thanksgiving us almost upon us we'll be making that old second-grade favorite, paper bag turkeys. The idea is pretty simple; stuff a lunch bag full of newspaper, staple on a head and some feathers, and then slug down a shot of Wild Turkey before eating the damn thing in a fit of pre-Thanksgiving holiday mania. (Well, maybe substitute turkey sandwiches for the newspaper if you're really hungry.) Whoever makes the best turkey bag will get a star on their forehead!

We'll supply the lunch bags and newspaper. You bring scissors, colorful paper (there will also be some on hand), paste, and a good alibi for why you're doing this in public in the first place.

Related but pointless URL:

http://www.goblertoys.com/pages2/kluck2.html

Tuesday, November 26
6:00 PM to 8:30 PM
Fulton Street
1785 Fulton St (at Masonic) in SF

Muni lines: 5, 21, 31, 48