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Breakers to Bay

This year at the annual Bay to Breakers race, I 'ran' as a salmon, swimming upstream against the main flow of runners. I was part of a school of about 25-30 salmon. We waited until the serious runners had passed and then started 'swimming' upstream.
Here the salmon gathered for the spawning run.
Here the salmon danced. One band played "Take me to the river" for us. I guess it's a tradition. We also got to dance with the group of Elvis impersonators.
Some of us took a cable car home & entertained the tourists from Indianapolis.

I'm third salmon on the right.